life in iraq

Due to equal opportunity and affirmative action we are being forced to recruit new members of different ethnicity. That is correct, no longer is this institution of white America and one Hispanic. That being said there is a position available for one really large well built black man. Yes I realize this sounds rather homoerotic. Trust me it isn’t meant in that way, we could use him for our brut squad to fight against the anally inclined Daniel Boones’. We could also use a couple of Hispanic fellows to help us steal from the Daniel Boone gang. To put it simply we could use any ethnicity that has a stereotype for fighting and stealing, except for the Irish cause we would like for everyone to be able to drink at the meetings without the Irishman drinking us out of house and home. Oh, yes, least I forget a Jewish member would be ideal for keeping doing the bookkeeping. If anyone of any other ethnic group would like to apply we must with a heavy heart accept your application.

p.s. this was written in good fun please do not take offense to these writings if you are ethnic. If you are of a cardholding member of the white majority of this country and you have taken offense to this article, well go fuck yourself white devil.