life in iraq

Today I had a conversation with one of the pledges of the Fighting Hellfish. Why, you ask? The answer is simple, I must talk to these lower than scum pledges to see if they are cool enough to make the gang. Somehow the conversation took a drastic turn towards banging out fat chicks. To which I must say is like riding a moped. Its fun, but you don't want to let your friends find out. This pledge confessed his amusement with all sorts of coital pleasure with the bbbs' (big boned bitches.) To this I merely said, "ewwwwwww." While the "Fighting Hellfish" do not condone this activity, the "Fighting Hellfish" do find it hilarious that he listens to Hungry Eyes by Journey while doing so. The "Fighting Hellfish" are not pleased, however, they are definately entertained.

*Side Note: The Fighting Hellfish are on the prowl, so watch your step.*