life in iraq

We have another new member of the HELLFISH. This man went through great lengths to join this gang. Instead of simply pushing a stranger, he pushed a young marine who was in front of him in line at the chow hall causing him to drop his tray of food. When it came to the spitting on a picture of a loved one he refused to spit on his wife or kids, so he spit directly on his best friend. Right in the mans face. If that doesn't spell out a bad ass, I don't know what does. Other than a persian gal in the "reverse cowgirl" as grande said in his last post. Who is this man, his name is Daniel Eibert (GySgt, usmc). O.K. so he is not an actuall badass, but he is an ideal member. I sought him out to become a member after I saw at what lengths he would go to win a game any game. I saw this man serve in a ping pong man at the same time I saw him shove the table in order to throw off his opponent. With a man with these kinds of values on our side, no one can stand in our way. Then again how much of a badass can you be when you cheat at ping pong. Either way, he is our newest member. However, he will not receive the same fan fare as Tim Kamb, we still welcome him with open arms, then we shall knee him in his gentiles to fully welcome him to our illustrious organization.