Sunday, November 14, 2004
THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES
This is the question of the day. Do you think you have what it takes to be a member of the famous FIGHTING HELLFISH? It takes a special breed of man to join this gang. Only a few will be hand selected for the gang. Everyone else will have to pass an initial interview and then accomplish three goals. All three goals must be verified by a member. Upon completing these three tasks you will be dubbed a member of the most vile group of misfits this planet has ever seen, a FIGHTING HELLFISH.
What are these three tasks? Well, I'm glad you asked. They are in no particular order:
1. You must push a stranger. We are not talking about some fairly little push, or nudging someone when you walk past them, no, this should be a full out shove, hell tackle some one if you like.
2. Spit on a picture of a loved one. Sounds simple, because it is. However, you must live with the fact that you basically spit on a loved ones memory. So have fun.
3. Hit on an Iraqi woman. Now this is a task that is going to be a little difficult. Due to the lack of interaction with the Iraqi people you are going to find this to be a challenge. I would venture to say this will keep our gang small in numbers, but abundant in bad asses.
I challenge you, would be members to see if you have what it takes. Not everyone is cutout to be a FIGHTING HELLFISH. So I ask again, Do you have what it takes?
What are these three tasks? Well, I'm glad you asked. They are in no particular order:
1. You must push a stranger. We are not talking about some fairly little push, or nudging someone when you walk past them, no, this should be a full out shove, hell tackle some one if you like.
2. Spit on a picture of a loved one. Sounds simple, because it is. However, you must live with the fact that you basically spit on a loved ones memory. So have fun.
3. Hit on an Iraqi woman. Now this is a task that is going to be a little difficult. Due to the lack of interaction with the Iraqi people you are going to find this to be a challenge. I would venture to say this will keep our gang small in numbers, but abundant in bad asses.
I challenge you, would be members to see if you have what it takes. Not everyone is cutout to be a FIGHTING HELLFISH. So I ask again, Do you have what it takes?
// posted by Anonymous @ 1:57 PM 
