Monday, November 22, 2004
A Warm Welcome To The Newest HellFish
Captain Tim Kamb. A Borne member of thy Fighting HellFish.
Did Tim Kamb complete the necessary requirements to be a HellFish? No. And here's why.
It is with great pleasure that I announce that I am Capt. Tim Kamb's Intern.
Any work which he need's done...I do it. That is why I lost two teeth over the weekend. You want me to spit on a picture of a loved one...I spat on my grandma instead. That's what HellFish do.
Hit on a Iraqi woman? I'll do you one better...I had a Persian broad in the "reverse cowgirl" position not but two weeks ago.
All for Tim Kamb.
Welcome to the HellFish, sir.
Sincerely,
The Intern
Did Tim Kamb complete the necessary requirements to be a HellFish? No. And here's why.
It is with great pleasure that I announce that I am Capt. Tim Kamb's Intern.
Any work which he need's done...I do it. That is why I lost two teeth over the weekend. You want me to spit on a picture of a loved one...I spat on my grandma instead. That's what HellFish do.
Hit on a Iraqi woman? I'll do you one better...I had a Persian broad in the "reverse cowgirl" position not but two weeks ago.
All for Tim Kamb.
Welcome to the HellFish, sir.
Sincerely,
The Intern
// posted by Boxcar Fritz @ 7:34 PM 
